I only read news in Swedish so cant post much funny stuff cause people wouldnt understand.
Although I found this and it really made my day :)
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/middleeast/iran/8514929/Mahmoud-Ahmadinejad-under-a-spell-Ayatollah-Ali-Khamenei-says.html
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Since 30 July 2007 I had DESTINY above my head
When there is no hope,
I'll smoke some crack, I'll shoot some dope!
When theres no enemies,
I sit and stare at my T.V.
and in my ignorance,
I'll be a slave and sycophant!
Fact:When the Chuck Norris goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Fedor.